Dream 1I was at my parent's house and had just received some Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. This was fine and dandy, but then an advert appeared on TV which showed a shape consisting of a diamond made of 4 smaller squares with 4 more of the smaller squares touching to each of the diamond's corners.
I incorrectly guessed the number of squares and my mother said: "Do you have an eye-infection?" and I told her no, and that it makes me uncomfortable when she suggests that I have stuff like eye-infections because it makes me think about having eye-infections and that's an unpleasant thought (I phrased it this way in the dream).
Thereafter, I went to my room from where I could see my sister talking to my dad. She was trying to provoke him by saying: "I might become a lesbian and use lesbian sexual swears like cunt." And my dad was like, "Don't say stuff like that," and she said, "like what?" to which my dad replied "Swearing."
Dream 2
My notes say only "Driving Berrie". I do not recall any more than this
(Berrie is my pet name for my SO)
Dream 3
My notes say: Murdering people, I control death. I believe this is something dream me said when they went on a murder rampage but I don't know the context
Dream 4
Mostly lucid dream where I entered a restaurant and was exploring whence I came upon a secret door with security tape over the front. I entered it, naturally, and inside I found a small room with two beds, and a single window. It was Twilight and silent in the room, in contrast to the low orange light of the restaurant.
On the furthest bed, there lay a shadow. I tried to approach the shadow but the closer I got, the harder it became to move. I forced myself to keep going but was thrust back, under the other bed. Beneath there was another shadow, that of an infant. This shadow did not recoil, in fact, the dream ended as it approached. I was not afraid, however.
Dream 5
I was living above some flats above a pub with friends I had never seen before. There was one annoying person no-one liked. I had written something down and they saw it and misinterpreted it, but they did not let me explain what it was. So I said, "I will be back when you're ready to accept my explanations." And surprisingly they apologized and did accept my explanations.
At the same time, the pub was renovated. Before it was very cluttered and noisy and when I went back down after interacting with this person it had much more open space and the kitchen was pushed back so that people wouldn't go in it. There was a mirror which added space to the room.
Dream 6
This was as the noise was going on. I thought I was awake and kept trying to turn off my phone which was plugged into the wall. But I was turning it off on the side where the plug wasn't -- but there was a plug there in the dream and I didn't question it.
Since I knew I was close to the edge of consciousness (although I thought I was on the other side of consciousness than I actually was) I attempted to do the thing I learnt about astral projection where you imagine a rope and climb up to leave your bed. It didn't really work--instead, the rope brought down chunk of my ceiling down. My first thought was I could use it as a weapon. I think at this point I reasoned that I was indeed dreaming. In any case, I left my room, entered the hallway, and proceeded to a mysterious door.
On the other side of the door was a much larger and vaguely scientific building. Here there was a little girl in a red dress with the name tag "Joe" and I tried to get her to assist me. She showed me to a button which I pressed. I asked her, "What does this button do?"
"Kills someone."
"Is that someone me?"
She said yes and I ducked out of the way before a poisoned dart flew past me. I don't think she meant it maliciously, she just didn't understand that death was something I wanted to avoid.
In any case, a dog appeared out of nowhere but it had six legs. I guarded myself with my rope that had a chunk of ceiling attached, but it wasn't hostile in the end.
Dream 7
I dreamt I was in hell but was planning to escape with some friends. We had stolen the keys off a warden and managed to leave the place, but we had to go back for some reason. Doing so alerted the warden to our precence and they came after and recaptured us. However, being the sneaky lil devil I was, I had made copies of the keys and used them to escape at my leisure.
On the way out on the first attempt, I came to a room where my mother, sister, father, and deceased grandfather were all in. It was like a little office. My grandfather was very ill on the couch, but my when my dad entered he displaced him and claimed to be "Burnt out." My grandfather said nothing.
Dream 8
I was in a kind of school house and aware it was a dream. I went up some stairs (I think I was not meant to) and there I found a yellow monster. It was not so scary; it was a pale, friendly yellow, and had short but fluffy fur. It had a wide mouth with few teeth and three large, black eyes, and a long, stiff tail. I approached it, expecting that it would attack me, but instead it retreated. I pursued it as it hid around a corner, but it kept fleeing until it did attack, but before it reached me I was raised into the air, out of its reach.
Dream 9
I dreamt I was going to the Good Place and my relatives were there. Our sins were counted and whatnot, and my mother and sister were found to be virtuous (somehow) whereas I was found to be just above the threshold and my dad just below.
I went to the Good Place with my meager result, annoyed that their system didn't judge me perfectly moral as I knew I was. There the very first thing I asked for was to be utterly separated from others. And I was and I was filled with such happiness. However, their system failed me again; in the distance I could hear others talking, and when I asked about this, I was told that the system didn't think I really meant complete separation. It simply was not able to fulfill that wish.
Disheartened, I decided to go rescue my dad from the bad place which was a nice little adventure. It required attaching a balloon to him, and he had to do one nice thing to take the weight off his soul so he could rise to the good place.
Dream 10
I dreamt I was staying with my dad rather than with my sister, mother and gran. It was mostly chill but he kept insisting I do certain things his was as he typically does and it annoyed me. But other than that I enjoyed it. I think we were on holiday at a place that had a store outside it? Like directly outside in the open air.
I talked to a woman about buying somethings but everything was super expensive. Since I didn't want to say I can't afford it, and since she said she had a PhD in it, I asked about Magic The Gathering.
Dream 11
Had very lucid dream where I was shooting aliens with Finn and Jake
Dream 12
Dreamt I was looking at a menu of personality traits and there were like scrolly things to mix and match them.
Dream 13
I dreamt two of my friends were playing hat Yu-Gi-Oh! because they didn't know the rules and I was internally conflicted about telling them or not.
Dream 14
I dreamt I was on a bus, but it got hijacked. We were riding it for a very long time and the people in front of me got stockholm syndrome and began to base their existence around the bus, fearing it as a kind of dark god. I tried to convince them otherwise but couldn't. Finally, the bus came to stop somewhere and the doors opened. I rushed out, but the two people refused to leave - I gave up on convincing them, and left, but was herded to the side by some official looking people.
They had the MIB type memory wipers, and I recognised them as such. I averted my gaze and avoided getting my memory wiped and was about to make a break for it, when again, someone found me, and took me firmly to the side. I was transported to this facility where people were put into harnesses and put in front of various screens. They had to complete the task on the screen then were moved along to the next screen.
I feared this fate and attempted to plead with my handler. She seemed completely uninterested in my attempts, and I resorted on trying to fight--I couldn't really do damage, but she didn't fight back. I felt bad so told her she ought to try. This finally got her attention and she asked "Does that mean I'm 20% your girlfriend?" referring to my encouragement in her to fight.
Unfortunately, all this meant that I didn't have time to escape and was placed in front of my first machine--somehow it was 9000 down the line, possibly because they witnessed me fight. The task was confusing and sort of had to do with sorting out someone's home life. I think the place was like a content farm but for helping people with their issues.
Analysis 14
A lot is going on here. The bus is a reference to a story idea I had years ago, the shady adults a reference to Shinsekai Yori which I am now watching, as were the indoctrinated people on the bus. The facility is a reference to a podcast I listened to called the Decca Tapes, and I have no idea what the 20% girlfriend thing is about.
